I think I need to get a vasectomy, because I can’t keep popping these kids out every other week.

—Scott Dissick, the epitome of class.  (via jekisah)

I don’t even know how I managed to sneak into this financing program considering I haven’t even gotten any grade 12 mathematics credits but I’m going to just count my blessings and call it a twist of fate.

(Source: typeytimes)

hanomaly:

bus stop doodles

hanomaly:

bus stop doodles

1. Lay on the floor of your shower until you can breathe again. Water will always love to love your skin.

2. Start writing with the intention of filling up one page. Write until your pen stops working.

3. Reread a book that once made you cry. Learn something new on every page. Notice how different chapter make you sad. Notice how the book didn’t change and grow; you did.

4. Sleep with your windows open. You can hear both the rain and boys drunkenly singing Frank Sinatra on their deck. Both are equally good.

5. Don’t forget that honey will always taste sweet, but the best way to eat it is off your fingers, laughing.

6. Remember that, sometimes, getting out of bed is enough.

— For unhappy girls who like sitting in the sun (h.f.j.)

stunningpicture:

The days news, in one photo

stunningpicture:

The days news, in one photo

undef-eat-able:

Krispy Kreme summed up my entire health philosophy in a few sentences….

undef-eat-able:

Krispy Kreme summed up my entire health philosophy in a few sentences….